Some of this week's questions from the children have included.....
Why don't all herbivores look the same?
If God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are all one, why do they have different names?
If babies are born with fingernails, why can't they be born with teeth?
If the earth is spinning, why don't I?
Why do baby deer stay with their mommy, but not their daddy, but baby penguins stay with their daddy and not their mommy?
Why do police always know where to find the speeding people (no, I didn't get pulled over)
Why do the words emotion and motion sound the same, but don't mean anything the same?
Why would God make my ears, nose and mouth connected? Was that really necessary?
Why do you buy medicine that makes me feel a little better, but doesn't cure me?
Why does ham come from a pig, but HAMburger doesn't?
Do we call it marching because in the old days they only did it in March?
Why do you call crayons colors, but markers markers, even when I'm coloring?
*****very tired sign********
Sometimes, I just don't know the answers and sometimes I'm just too tired to answer. And other times, I'm too exhausted to even google them. Can I get a witness?
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